"(Nothing urks me more than a gable headdress with bangs! ARGG!)"

This cracks me up because I agree, however, I have a serious widow's peak hairline and cannot bear to be without my bangs. I try to tell myself that if I really want to accomplish a period look I need to grow them out, yet my inexcuseable vanity weighs in and I go get them cut again.

I adore your thought process.