Funny story for the day

There's a lady in my Mom's church who wanted to get her feet looking all nice for her new summer sandals. Well something had happened to the nail of her big toe and it had been damaged over the winter. So she bought stick on toenails, and was applying them. Somehow in the application, she managed to glue her thumb to her big toe, on the opposite side. (Either right foot to left hand, or left foot to right hand, I don't know which)

Now this is a pretty easy situation to correct with nail polish remover, except that it was in the bathroom, on the other side of the house, and she was home alone.

Being a pretty flexible woman, she decides to hop down the hall to the bathroom and get the nail polish remover... She's halfway there when her husband and kids come home. Her husband walks in and see's her, his jaw drops open and he yells to the kids "Come see what your Mom has done now!"
And they come running, and bust up laughing!

Finally after about 5 mins they get the nail polish remover and free her.

So, all you vain women out there, applying Lee press-on toenails, let this be a lesson to you. When applying these, make sure that you have a bottle of nail polish remover close at hand. :D